- Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
- Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
- Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back
- Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
- Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
Anonymous asked:
who are u?
who are u?
um youre on anon so i wont answer unless you get off anon ;p
